Monday, June 4, 2007

Some Emo Jokes

hehe I was looking at some emo jokes and just had to post a couple. These aren't my jokes by the way I'm just sharing. I wish i were this creative :-( These jokes are kind of mean, but they are still funny so don't get offended!

Whats 300 ft long and has no pubic hair?
The line outside a Dashboard confessional concert.

Why are emo girls resentful of their boyfriends?
because they have already got a pu*sy.

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they would prefer to sit in the dark

What do emo guys use as birth control?
Their personalities

Did you hear about the new Emo Pizza?

It cuts itself.

How do you get an emo kid out of a tree?

You cut the rope

What do you call an emo with cancer?
Chemo Emo!

Feel free to post your own emo jokes or anything funny!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

haha the one about birth control is hilarious and true

BlahBlah said...

I wish my lawn were emo so it would cut itself

Tickle Me Elmo was sooo last year. This year it's Cry With Me Emo!

What's the best combination ever? emo kids and cockfights.

How do you drive emo kid's insane? Put them in a round room and tell them to go cry in a corner!

Why is emo cake so great? Because it cuts itself!

How many emo kids does it take to paint a wall? It all depends on how many you throw at it!

Anonymous said...

Why do emo's wear white belts? Because they are horrible at karate

pocket said...

HAHAHAHA thanks for these!

xxxRePxxx said...

NO DUDE NOT THE CAKE JOKE,NOT FUNNY!!!

Anonymous said...

Oh yeah. haha. funny. cantpeople just give emos a rest?